OTL

Today at about 6am, I woke up to the sound of my dad in the bathroom my brother and I share.
Uh...

Dad: What are you doing here?
Bro: Huh? *gazes up from the floor*
Dad: Go back to your room! D:
Bro: *gets up and enters my room, stares for a while before shutting the door, walks around my room twice and sits on my bed*
Me: What are you doing in my room?
Bro: Dehneu... (Dunno)
Dad: *comes into my room* Go back to your room! D<
Bro: *staggers back to his room*

......
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MY BROTHER WENT OUT LAST NIGHT, GOT DRUNK AND THEN FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER, NEXT TO THE TOILET BOWL!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*breathes... breathes...*-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*chokes*-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Goodness...
*pants...
Fell asleep in the toi-pfth-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*faints
Happy Birthday, by the way.
Gah I shall escape before I burst out laughing again.