So my parents brought me to my campus to plan out where to drop me off and pick me up tomorrow.
Mom: So what are you going to do if you get lost?
Dad: Oh, don't worry. Just call the CEO. He's my golf buddy.
Me: ...I SEE.
HOLY BANANA I NEVER KNEW.
Dad: Just call him and say "Hey, I'm lost. Send security to help me. My dad ordered you.". He'll send all the managers down.
Mom: Remember to call him 'uncle'.
1 comment:
HAH PURE LOLAGE.
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