Sunday, January 3, 2010

My dad plays golf with EVERYONE.

So my parents brought me to my campus to plan out where to drop me off and pick me up tomorrow.
Mom: So what are you going to do if you get lost?
Dad: Oh, don't worry. Just call the CEO. He's my golf buddy.
Me: ...I SEE.

HOLY BANANA I NEVER KNEW.

Dad: Just call him and say "Hey, I'm lost. Send security to help me. My dad ordered you.". He'll send all the managers down.
Mom: Remember to call him 'uncle'.