Hehehehe...

On the way back home, I saw a pigeon crossing the road.

Me: PIGEON! BANG IT!! :D
Mom: *drives towards pigeon*

The pigeon obviously flew away, but the main point of this post is that I am very obviously my mother's child.
\o/
(My mom and I knew that the pigeon would fly away, and did not hold any intention to actually hit the bird. In the event the bird didn't fly away, my mom would have been able to stop the car.)